Peace and Thinking: Perfect Apart

A new amendment to the U.S. constitution:

No invasion of a country by the U.S. shall be authorized unless 95% of the voting population of the U.S. can correctly locate the country on a map.

Ken Lay to Replace Wolfowitz

Inspired choice, I'd say. Can't ask for better loyalty: "tell no tales" and all that. Repeated attempts to reach Lay for comment were unsuccessful